Funny love messages can keep the thing perfect! If you are in deep love with your lady then it’s better to share a few funny love messages every day!
Our experts compiled some of the funniest love messages around the web that you can make some funny moments with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Life is too short to be fed up, make every moment of your life, and love more enjoyable! Share these funny love messages with your beloved person and make her smile also show how much you care for her every single smile.
1. Love is the beauty of the soul. – CJK Nwafor
2. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare
3. There is no remedy for love but to love more. – Henry David Thoreau
4. The course of true love never did run smooth. – William Shakespeare
5. If you would be loved, love, and be lovable. – Benjamin Franklin
6. Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries. – Truman Capote
7. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
8. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. – Oscar Wilde
9. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare
10. I love you” begins by I, but it ends up by you. ― Charles de Leusse
11. To lose balance sometimes for love is part of living a balanced life. – Elizabeth Gilbert
12. If your heart is a volcano, how shall you expect flowers to bloom? – Khalil Gibran
13. I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow. — Leo Christopher
14. There is a madness in loving you, a lack of reason that makes it feel so flawless. — Leo Christopher
15. You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness. — Julia Roberts
Short Funny Love Messages for Wife
1. I love you.
2. Thanks for being mine.
3. I love the shit out of you.
4. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
5. You light up my life in every possible way.
6. You’ll know how madly I’m in love with you!
7. I’ve always wanted to be with you, my love.
8. I love you for being the deep blue sky of my life.
9. You are stack in my mind! I think I’m in Love!
10. Your support and care changed my life completely.
11. I’m so hungry every time I see a cutie pie like you.
12. Leave your house and move to my heart. Rent is free.
13. You’re like a candy that spreads all the sweetness from within!
14. You are the prince charming and I’m the princess in the story.
15. Your kiss, your hug and your wonderful smile are what I die for!
Funny Love Messages for Wife
1. Have you ever been to Alaska? Oh, me neither, we are so much alike!
2. I look at your photo and think: “It seems like my girlfriend is a new Miss Universe”.
3. I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
4. I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
5. Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
6. The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
7. Well, for the next date, I need to find a lifebuoy, to protect myself from drowning in the depths of your eyes.
8. I look at your photos and understand that my dream is to be your mirror so that I could look at your beauty every day.
9. I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so let’s make them brother and sister.
10. Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next, please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
11. Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!
12. Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart……. because he may still have enough space for other girls on top….
13. I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
14. Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once.
15. I was lucky to find the treasure, I dreamed about it all of my life. I understand this when I look at you, I will keep this treasure and never give it to the bank.
16. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
17. Love is the fart of every heart for when held in doth pain thy host but when let out pains others most!
18. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!
19. If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
20. Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
21. If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see orange in an apple tree.I love you!
22. My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
23. When the night comes, look at the sky, if you see a falling star don’t wonder why just make a wish trust me! it will come true cause I did it and I found you!
24. Don’t be sad when you see your ex-girlfriend flirting with someone else. Come on dear, Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids That’s called ATTITUDE!
25. I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
26. Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Lets break up now, its all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
27. Once in a dream I saw a goddess, it was so surprising. And now I look at your photo and guess that it was you. Hope to see you again in the next dream.
28. English professors would have been so indisputable if they had said, “A sentence is complete if only ‘You, you and you’ makes it” With you, my life is complete. I love you.
29. If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
30. If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.